If I had the time, talent and resources this is what I would have in our front yard.
A carnival freak show set up in the middle of an old grave yard. Scattered amongst the head stones would be caged booths filled with animal and inhuman oddities. All pneumatic and animatronics set on motion detectors. Corpsed clowns with spinning heads and even 2 or 3 set up as FCGs. The sounds of demented circus music coming from a calliope (spelling) belching out fog and smoke rings. And hovering over all would be on really big shiny silvery UFO. With a bright single beam of light coming from it's center hitting the ground. And me, Putrid the Clown, dancing and screaming wildly in it's light. The stuff dreams are made of......
