I walked outside today, of course finding the yellow gobstopper like candies everywhere I turned.  I wanted them all, I had to eat them all!!!  So I am twisting and turning trying to got through each and every one of them, when suddenly I feel a presence watching me.

I shake it off as an overstimulated imagination and continue about my way eating these round yellow delicacies of goodness.  Then before I know it, around the corner comes the angriest red ghost I have ever seen.  Needless to say, I got out of dodge and took off the other way.  I started down an alley I had previously been down (so there were no treats as I had already eaten them -- and that made me sad), when I see an orange ghost coming at me.  Man, oh man, I run back the other way, narrowly avoiding the red ghost and make a sharp turn.  Of course I took time to grab a couple of yellow candies along the way.

I make a sharp left and there's a strawberry just laying there.  So I eat it.  I look up and my lord ---- I saw the mother of all yellow candies.  It was so big and wonderful it looked as if it were shining!  With a smile on my face and an emptiness in my belly I ate the glorious thing.  It was so good and left me with such a feeling of glee and happiness that not even the ghost scared me anymore.  In fact, they were scared of me -- they took off running from me! Can you believe it?  Ghosts running from me  Heh.

So naturally I chased them to give them a taste of their own medicine.  I caught one, and not even knowing what I was doing until I did it -- I ate him.  As I was sitting there contemplating why the heck I just ate a ghost, I felt a bit of indigestion creeping up on me.  Something definately going on in me tummy.  A let out a rauckus burp...and you are not going to believe this, my friends ... a pair of freaking eyeballs popped out of my mouth!  They looked mad too.  The eyeballs took off to some undisclosed location while I sat there looking for more strange yellow candies.

Man, it was a weird day today.